Open Post: Hosted By EJ Johnson Exuding Goth Alien Cheerleader GlamourGet the Full StoryStrangely enough, I’ve never asked myself the question, “If Planet Grace Jones had its own basketball team, what would its cheerleaders wear?” But even though I’ve never asked that question, EJ Johnson gave me the answer and HOW when he made b-holes pucker themselves raw in Las Vegas on Friday night. Ever since Magic Johnson’s son lost a whole lot of chunk, he’s been dressing his body in the finest ho shit couture including this ensemble.
After EJ Johnson served up rah-rah martian hotness at his friend reality show co-star Dorothy Wang’s birthday party at 1 OAK on Friday night, I’m sure the dogs in Calabasas went crazy from hearing a high-pitched nasally screech across the land. It was from the Kartrashians letting out a whore wail of jealousy after seeing EJ wear the ensemble one of them was supposed to wear in front of the paps the next day. And EJ obviously wore it better. I hope EJ keeps fucking up their fame whore game by wearing their outfits before they do.
Here’s more nipple-hardening pictures of EJ Johnson with Dorothy Wang on Friday night. If you got to this post after Googling “nipple-hardening pictures of a johnson and a wang,” this is obviously not what you were looking for, but I’m sure you’ll find a way to fap to it.
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