O.J. Simpson Swears He s Not Khloe Kardashian s FatherGet the Full StoryFor years now, online conspiracy theorists have been wondering who Khloe Kardashian s real dad is. Kris Jenner has denied the rumors of Khloe s questionable paternity. And yet those rumors like the one about Alex Rodan being her father still persist, because well, depending on the angle and the day, the only thing Khloe seems to have in common with her sisters is Kris Jenner s DNA and surgeries. One of the rumors that has been around for a while is that Khloe s biological dad is O.J. Simpson. A paparazzo recently tried to trick O.J. into an admission. And it didn t work.
TMZ says a pap approached The Juice over the weekend while he was walking around Las Vegas with his daughter Arnelle Simpson, and asked if congratulations were in order. O.J. looked confused, and the pap added: We hear Khloe finally announced that she s pregnant. Many laughs were had and then O.J. replied congratulations are in order, just not for him:
Well, for Bob Kardashian , god bless his soul, yeah. I don t know for me. I don t think for me I have nothing to do with it. I would be proud but trust me, I had nothing to do with it.
And then if that wasn t proof enough, O.J. proved he definitely shouldn t be Khloe s dad by talking about how sexy she s gotten.
Khloe and the girls are all terrific girls. While growing up they were nice and terrific. And I think today they re still nice and terrific, except they ve kind of added sex appeal to their resume. I m happy for them. Congratulations to her.
Oh barf. I don t know what s more disturbing: O.J. Simpson talking about how the girls he met as babies have sex appeal, or that he thinks anyone, ever, on this planet or another, would ever take him up on his offer to trust him.
I think we can we all agree that one of the biggest unsolved mysteries surrounding the Kardashian family is solved. O.J. is not Khloe s dad. So let s agree to move on and attempt to solve a bigger Kardashian mystery. Like at which point will Kris get desperate enough and reveal who Khloe s biological dad is? My guess is Season 47, Episode 12.