Prepare For The Wrath Of The Swifties And The Beyhive: Taylor Swift And Beyonce Were Shut Out Of The Major Grammy Categories
Get the Full StoryEvery single Grammy voter better arm themselves with RAID Beyhive spray yes, they make that and Katy Purry Purrfume a cat dies every time I type that , because their Gods, Taylor Swift and Beyonce, were denied a nomination in the major categories. The Grammy nominations were announced this morning, and while Tay Tay and Bey Bey were thrown some nominations aka PITY NOMS! , they didn t make it into Album of the Year, Record of the Year or Song of the Year. They also didn t make the Best New Artist cut, and no, they re far from new, but I m sure their fans are screaming, They reinvent themselves with each album they do so they re a new artist each time!!!!Meanwhile, Post Malone, who I m convinced is a Shia LaBeouf performance art piece based on his favorite Garbage Pail Kid, got nominations for AOTY and ROTY. The Beyhive better not even try to come for Post Malone, because the mutated gnats always buzzing around him will bite off their heads. They ve been warned.
Taylor s album Reputation got one nomination for Best Pop Vocal Album. Everything Is Love, the album that Beyonce did with Mr. Beyonce, got a few nominations but none of the major ones. And even after all that promo and hard work on the Instagram stroll, Ariana Grande was kept in the pop categories. But even though Taylor, Beyonce, Ariana, and Stacey Q no, I will never forgive the pieces of uncouth trash at the Grammys for never giving Stacey Q a nom were left out of the major categories, women are ruling those categories. Five out of eight of the AOTY nominees are women.
You can see all of the nominations here, but I ve copy pasted a bunch of the categories below. Kendrick Lamar got the most nominations with eight, Drake got seven, Boi-1da and Brandi Carlile got six each, and Cardi B and Childish Gambino each got five. And let s play a drinking game. Every time you see a name you don t recognize, do a shot of Milk of Magnesia because you old!
Album of the Year
H.E.R. H.E.R.
Brandi Carlile By the Way, I Forgive You
Drake Scorpion
Various Artists Black Panther: The Album
Kacey Musgraves Golden Hour
Post Malone Beerbongs & Bentleys
Cardi B Invasion of Privacy
Janelle Mon e Dirty Computer
Record of the Year
Cardi B I Like It
Brandi Carlile The Joke
Childish Gambino This Is America
Lady Gaga & Bradley Cooper Shallow
Drake God s Plan
Kendrick Lamar & SZA All the Stars
Post Malone & 21 Savage Rockstar
Zedd & Maren Morris The Middle
Song of the Year
Kendrick Lamar & SZA All the Stars
Ella Mai Boo d Up
Drake God s Plan
Shawn Mendes In My Blood
Brandi Carlile The Joke
Zedd & Maren Morris The Middle
Lady Gaga & Bradley Cooper Shallow
Childish Gambino This Is America
Best New Artist
Chloe x Halle
Luke Combs
Greta Van Fleet
H.E.R.
Dua Lipa
Margo Price
Bebe Rexha
Jorja Smith
Best Pop Solo Performance
Beck Colors
Camila Cabello Havana Live
Ariana Grande God Is a Woman
Lady Gaga Joanne Where Do You Think You re Goin ?
Post Malone Better Now
Best Pop Duo Group Performance
Christina Aguilera ft. Demi Lovato Fall In Line
Backstreet Boys Don t Go Breaking My Heart
Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper Shallow
Maroon 5 ft. Cardi B Girls Like You
Justin Timberlake ft. Chris Stapleton Say Something
Zedd, Maren Morris, and Grey The Middle
Best Pop Vocal Album
Camila Cabello Camila
Kelly Clarkson Meaning of Life
Ariana Grande Sweetener
Shawn Mendes Shawn Mendes
Pink Beautiful Trauma
Taylor Swift Reputation
Best Traditional Pop Vocal Album
Tony Bennett & Diana Krall Love Is Here to Stay
Willie Nelson My Way
Gregory Porter Nat King Cole & Me
Seal Standards Deluxe
Barbra Streisand The Music The Mem ries The Magic!
Best Musical Theater Album
Jesus Christ Superstar Live In Concert
The Band s Visit
Once On This Island
Carousel
My Fair Lady
Best Rap Performance
Cardi B Be Careful
Drake Nice for What
Kendrick Lamar, Jay Rock, Future, & James Blake King s Dead
Anderson .Paak Bubblin
Travis Scott, Drake, Big Hawk, & Swae Lee Sicko Mode
Best Rap Sung Collaboration
Christina Aguilera ft. Goldlink Like I Do
6LACK ft. J. Cole Pretty Little Fears
Childish Gambino This Is America
Kendrick Lamar & SZA All the Stars
Post Malone ft. 21 Savage Rockstar
Best Rap Song
Drake God s Plan
Kendrick Lamar, Jay Rock, Future, & James Blake King s Dead
Eminem Lucky You
Travis Scott, Drake, Big Hawk, & Swae Lee Sicko Mode
Jay Rock ft. Kendrick Lamar Win
Best Rap Album
Cardi B Invasion of Privacy
Mac Miller- Swimming
Nipsey Hussle Victory Lap
Pusha-T Daytona
Travis Scott Astroworld
Best Rock Performance
Arctic Monkeys Four Out of Five
Chris Cornell When Bad Does Good
THE FEVER 333 Made An America
Greta Van Fleet Highway Tune
Halestorm Uncomfortable
Best Rock Song
Greta Van Fleet Black Smoke Rising
Twenty One Pilots Jumpsuit
Bring Me the Horizon MANTRA
St. Vincent Masseduction
Ghost Rats
Best Rock Album
Alice in Chains Rainier Fog
Fall Out Boy M A N I A
Ghost Prequelle
Greta Van Fleet From the Fires
Weezer Pacific Daydream
Best Alternative Music Album
Arctic Monkeys Tranquility Base Hotel & Casino
Beck Colors
Bj rk Utopia
David Byrne American Utopia
St. Vincent Masseduction
Best R&B Performance
Toni Braxton Long As I Live
The Carters Summer
Lalah Hathaway Y O Y
H.E.R. Best Part ft. Daniel Caesar
PJ Morton First Began
Best R&B Song
Ella Mai Boo d Up
Miguel Come Through and Chill ft. J. Cole and Salaam Remi
Childish Gambino Feels Like Summer
H.E.R. Focus
Toni Braxton Long As I Live
Best Urban Contemporary Album
The Carters Everything Is Love
Chloe x Halle The Kids Are Alright
Chris Dave and the Drumhedz Chris Dave and the Drumhedz
Miguel War & Leisure
Meshell Ndegeocello Ventriloquism
Best R&B Album
Toni Braxton Sex & Cigarettes
Leon Bridges Good Thing
Lalah Hathaway Honestly
H.E.R. H.E.R.
PJ Morton Gumbo Unplugged Live
Best Comedy Album
Patton Oswalt Annihilation
Dave Chappelle Equanimity & the Bird Revelation
Jim Gaffigan Noble Ape
Fred Armisen Standup for Drummers
Chris Rock Tamborine
Best Compilation Soundtrack for Visual Media
Call Me by Your Name
Deadpool 2
The Greatest Showman
Lady Bird
Stranger Things
Best Score Soundtrack for Visual Media
Ludwig G ransson Black Panther
Benjamin Wallfisch & Hans Zimmer Blade Runner 2049
Michael Giacchino Coco
Alexandre Desplat The Shape of Water
John Williams Star Wars: The Last Jedi
Best Song Written for Visual Media
Kendrick Lamar & SZA All the Stars
Sufjan Stevens Mystery of Love
Miguel Remember Me ft. Natalia Lafourcade
Lady Gaga & Bradley Cooper Shallow
Keala Settle & the Greatest Showman Ensemble This Is Me
Best Music Video
The Carters Apeshit
Childish Gambino This Is America
Joyner Lucas I m Not Racist
Janelle Mon e PYNK
Tierra Whack MUMBO JUMBO
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