Prepare For The Wrath Of The Swifties And The Beyhive: Taylor Swift And Beyonce Were Shut Out Of The Major Grammy Categories

Get the Full StoryEvery single Grammy voter better arm themselves with RAID Beyhive spray yes, they make that and Katy Purry Purrfume a cat dies every time I type that , because their Gods, Taylor Swift and Beyonce, were denied a nomination in the major categories. The Grammy nominations were announced this morning, and while Tay Tay and Bey Bey were thrown some nominations aka PITY NOMS! , they didn t make it into Album of the Year, Record of the Year or Song of the Year. They also didn t make the Best New Artist cut, and no, they re far from new, but I m sure their fans are screaming, They reinvent themselves with each album they do so they re a new artist each time!!!!

Meanwhile, Post Malone, who I m convinced is a Shia LaBeouf performance art piece based on his favorite Garbage Pail Kid, got nominations for AOTY and ROTY. The Beyhive better not even try to come for Post Malone, because the mutated gnats always buzzing around him will bite off their heads. They ve been warned.

Taylor s album Reputation got one nomination for Best Pop Vocal Album. Everything Is Love, the album that Beyonce did with Mr. Beyonce, got a few nominations but none of the major ones. And even after all that promo and hard work on the Instagram stroll, Ariana Grande was kept in the pop categories. But even though Taylor, Beyonce, Ariana, and Stacey Q no, I will never forgive the pieces of uncouth trash at the Grammys for never giving Stacey Q a nom were left out of the major categories, women are ruling those categories. Five out of eight of the AOTY nominees are women.

You can see all of the nominations here, but I ve copy pasted a bunch of the categories below. Kendrick Lamar got the most nominations with eight, Drake got seven, Boi-1da and Brandi Carlile got six each, and Cardi B and Childish Gambino each got five. And let s play a drinking game. Every time you see a name you don t recognize, do a shot of Milk of Magnesia because you old!

Album of the Year

H.E.R. H.E.R.

Brandi Carlile By the Way, I Forgive You

Drake Scorpion

Various Artists Black Panther: The Album

Kacey Musgraves Golden Hour

Post Malone Beerbongs & Bentleys

Cardi B Invasion of Privacy

Janelle Mon e Dirty Computer

Record of the Year

Cardi B I Like It

Brandi Carlile The Joke

Childish Gambino This Is America

Lady Gaga & Bradley Cooper Shallow

Drake God s Plan

Kendrick Lamar & SZA All the Stars

Post Malone & 21 Savage Rockstar

Zedd & Maren Morris The Middle

Song of the Year

Kendrick Lamar & SZA All the Stars

Ella Mai Boo d Up

Drake God s Plan

Shawn Mendes In My Blood

Brandi Carlile The Joke

Zedd & Maren Morris The Middle

Lady Gaga & Bradley Cooper Shallow

Childish Gambino This Is America

Best New Artist

Chloe x Halle

Luke Combs

Greta Van Fleet


Dua Lipa

Margo Price

Bebe Rexha

Jorja Smith

Best Pop Solo Performance

Beck Colors

Camila Cabello Havana Live

Ariana Grande God Is a Woman

Lady Gaga Joanne Where Do You Think You re Goin ?

Post Malone Better Now

Best Pop Duo Group Performance

Christina Aguilera ft. Demi Lovato Fall In Line

Backstreet Boys Don t Go Breaking My Heart

Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper Shallow

Maroon 5 ft. Cardi B Girls Like You

Justin Timberlake ft. Chris Stapleton Say Something

Zedd, Maren Morris, and Grey The Middle

Best Pop Vocal Album

Camila Cabello Camila

Kelly Clarkson Meaning of Life

Ariana Grande Sweetener

Shawn Mendes Shawn Mendes

Pink Beautiful Trauma

Taylor Swift Reputation

Best Traditional Pop Vocal Album

Tony Bennett & Diana Krall Love Is Here to Stay

Willie Nelson My Way

Gregory Porter Nat King Cole & Me

Seal Standards Deluxe

Barbra Streisand The Music The Mem ries The Magic!

Best Musical Theater Album

Jesus Christ Superstar Live In Concert

The Band s Visit

Once On This Island


My Fair Lady

Best Rap Performance

Cardi B Be Careful

Drake Nice for What

Kendrick Lamar, Jay Rock, Future, & James Blake King s Dead

Anderson .Paak Bubblin

Travis Scott, Drake, Big Hawk, & Swae Lee Sicko Mode

Best Rap Sung Collaboration

Christina Aguilera ft. Goldlink Like I Do

6LACK ft. J. Cole Pretty Little Fears

Childish Gambino This Is America

Kendrick Lamar & SZA All the Stars

Post Malone ft. 21 Savage Rockstar

Best Rap Song

Drake God s Plan

Kendrick Lamar, Jay Rock, Future, & James Blake King s Dead

Eminem Lucky You

Travis Scott, Drake, Big Hawk, & Swae Lee Sicko Mode

Jay Rock ft. Kendrick Lamar Win

Best Rap Album

Cardi B Invasion of Privacy

Mac Miller- Swimming

Nipsey Hussle Victory Lap

Pusha-T Daytona

Travis Scott Astroworld

Best Rock Performance

Arctic Monkeys Four Out of Five

Chris Cornell When Bad Does Good

THE FEVER 333 Made An America

Greta Van Fleet Highway Tune

Halestorm Uncomfortable

Best Rock Song

Greta Van Fleet Black Smoke Rising

Twenty One Pilots Jumpsuit

Bring Me the Horizon MANTRA

St. Vincent Masseduction

Ghost Rats

Best Rock Album

Alice in Chains Rainier Fog

Fall Out Boy M A N I A

Ghost Prequelle

Greta Van Fleet From the Fires

Weezer Pacific Daydream

Best Alternative Music Album

Arctic Monkeys Tranquility Base Hotel & Casino

Beck Colors

Bj rk Utopia

David Byrne American Utopia

St. Vincent Masseduction

Best R&B Performance

Toni Braxton Long As I Live

The Carters Summer

Lalah Hathaway Y O Y

H.E.R. Best Part ft. Daniel Caesar

PJ Morton First Began

Best R&B Song

Ella Mai Boo d Up

Miguel Come Through and Chill ft. J. Cole and Salaam Remi

Childish Gambino Feels Like Summer

H.E.R. Focus

Toni Braxton Long As I Live

Best Urban Contemporary Album

The Carters Everything Is Love

Chloe x Halle The Kids Are Alright

Chris Dave and the Drumhedz Chris Dave and the Drumhedz

Miguel War & Leisure

Meshell Ndegeocello Ventriloquism

Best R&B Album

Toni Braxton Sex & Cigarettes

Leon Bridges Good Thing

Lalah Hathaway Honestly

H.E.R. H.E.R.

PJ Morton Gumbo Unplugged Live

Best Comedy Album

Patton Oswalt Annihilation

Dave Chappelle Equanimity & the Bird Revelation

Jim Gaffigan Noble Ape

Fred Armisen Standup for Drummers

Chris Rock Tamborine

Best Compilation Soundtrack for Visual Media

Call Me by Your Name

Deadpool 2

The Greatest Showman

Lady Bird

Stranger Things

Best Score Soundtrack for Visual Media

Ludwig G ransson Black Panther

Benjamin Wallfisch & Hans Zimmer Blade Runner 2049

Michael Giacchino Coco

Alexandre Desplat The Shape of Water

John Williams Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Best Song Written for Visual Media

Kendrick Lamar & SZA All the Stars

Sufjan Stevens Mystery of Love

Miguel Remember Me ft. Natalia Lafourcade

Lady Gaga & Bradley Cooper Shallow

Keala Settle & the Greatest Showman Ensemble This Is Me

Best Music Video

The Carters Apeshit

Childish Gambino This Is America

Joyner Lucas I m Not Racist

Janelle Mon e PYNK

Tierra Whack MUMBO JUMBO