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If I told you that there was a house for sale in California and it was filled with a bunch of hollow plastic people, you d probably say, Oh, so which one of the Kartrashians is selling her house? But please, the Kardashians wish their ugly houses had this much glamour in them! Currently for sale in South Lake Tahoe, CA is the perfect home for someone who hates entertaining guests. Because when a guest steps foot into that house, they ll either run away screaming in fear or they ll pass out from the gorgeous sight of mannequins straight from a JcPenney s evening dresses section circa 1989!

The house s address is 3695 Primrose Road, and the fact that it s got 69 in it should be reason enough to completely snatch it up! But the house really sells itself thanks to one of its living rooms looking like that of a serial killer who used to be a window dresser at Windsor Fashions. The house is actually a duplex that is a total of 2,116 square feet and made up of two units. It s listed at 650,000. When I saw this on Twitter and clicked through the photos on the Zillow listing which is something everyone should do today , I came across some filthy green carpet and a few messy rooms before my eyes were slammed with the creepily stunning sight of all the extras from the first Mannequin movie.

The living room and kitchen area of one unit is home to a bunch of gorgeous mannequins slathered in 80s formal elegance. Here s another look at the house that d make you say, Who knew that Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs lived and then moved to South Lake Tahoe?

And there aren t only beautiful lady mannequins in that duplex. There are also kid mannequins, a man mannequin, a baby mannequin, a dog statute wearing pearls, and the Virgin Mary. It s a house filled with so many questions you probably don t want the answer to. The description of the place doesn t mention if the mannequin friends come with it but it does say that the property is sold as-is.

With a little love, this duplex has great income property potential. Centrally located and close to casinos, beaches, shopping, skiing and the only cinema in town. There is a spacious 3 bedroom 2 bathroom unit upstairs and a 2 bedroom 1 bathroom unit with a 1 car garage downstairs. Large driveway that can accommodate numerous cars. Don t miss out on this unique opportunity! Property to be sold as-is .

I can t imagine that those plastic beauties in those magnificent fashion are included in that price! And I don t know what they mean by a little love. You don t have to do any work on it and can actually just call it a Museum of Mannequin Glamour and sell tickets! Or just call it a Museum of Prolapse-Inducing Hellish Horror and sell tickets. Either or!

Pics: Zillow

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