Megan Fox says she cut a hole in her jumpsuit for sex, obviously

Get the Full StoryMegan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly spent the long weekend in Las Vegas as pop-punk couples do, attending the Billboard Music Awards dressed for the Black Parade and hanging out with A-Rod, per her latest Instagram post.

She also included a slide screenshotting a text exchange presumably with her stylist inquiring, Was this blue outfit expensive because we just cut a hole in the crotch so we could have sex?

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Of course, Fox appears to just be teasing. I hate you, responded the text message recipient along with three crying laughing emojis, I ll fix it.

In several slides, she s wearing a sparkly blue number befitting a trip to Sin City. And let s just say it seems to be intact enough that uh, the hole does not appear to be an appropriate size for its stated purpose.

It s all in good fun, a simple quip cannot be noteworthy from a woman who practices blood rituals and says she manifested her fianc when she was four years old, right?

Right. But we d be remiss if we did not congratulate this soon-to-be-wed couple of parents in their thirties for this important milestone in any teen relationship: making a joke about sex and then screenshotting it and sharing it on social media.

You can catch MGK and Fox in their new movie and the my ex s best friend singer s directorial debut in Good Mourning on VOD and limited theatrical release May 20. He says it was inspired by Fox and The Da Vinci Code, which, cool.

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